# P. G. Wodehouse - Quotes: 42 - Author page: https://www.leafyquotes.com/p-g-wodehouse - JSON version (same data): https://www.leafyquotes.com/p-g-wodehouse.json ## Books - [Blandings Castle](https://www.leafyquotes.com/p-g-wodehouse/blandings-castle.md) — 1 quote - [Cocktail Time](https://www.leafyquotes.com/p-g-wodehouse/cocktail-time.md) — 2 quotes - [Joy in the Morning](https://www.leafyquotes.com/p-g-wodehouse/joy-in-the-morning.md) — 2 quotes - [Laughing Gas](https://www.leafyquotes.com/p-g-wodehouse/laughing-gas.md) — 1 quote - [Lord Emsworth And Others](https://www.leafyquotes.com/p-g-wodehouse/lord-emsworth-and-others.md) — 1 quote - [Much Obliged, Jeeves](https://www.leafyquotes.com/p-g-wodehouse/much-obliged-jeeves.md) — 1 quote - [Mulliner Nights](https://www.leafyquotes.com/p-g-wodehouse/mulliner-nights.md) — 1 quote - [Pearls, Girls and Monty Bodkin](https://www.leafyquotes.com/p-g-wodehouse/pearls-girls-and-monty-bodkin.md) — 1 quote - [Pigs Have Wings](https://www.leafyquotes.com/p-g-wodehouse/pigs-have-wings.md) — 1 quote - [Quick Service](https://www.leafyquotes.com/p-g-wodehouse/quick-service.md) — 1 quote - [Right Ho, Jeeves](https://www.leafyquotes.com/p-g-wodehouse/right-ho-jeeves.md) — 1 quote - [Something Fresh](https://www.leafyquotes.com/p-g-wodehouse/something-fresh.md) — 1 quote - [Summer Lightning](https://www.leafyquotes.com/p-g-wodehouse/summer-lightning.md) — 2 quotes - [Sunset At Blandings](https://www.leafyquotes.com/p-g-wodehouse/sunset-at-blandings.md) — 1 quote - [The Adventures of Sally](https://www.leafyquotes.com/p-g-wodehouse/the-adventures-of-sally.md) — 7 quotes - [The Clicking of Cuthbert](https://www.leafyquotes.com/p-g-wodehouse/the-clicking-of-cuthbert.md) — 2 quotes - [The Code of the Woosters](https://www.leafyquotes.com/p-g-wodehouse/the-code-of-the-woosters.md) — 3 quotes - [The Girl in Blue](https://www.leafyquotes.com/p-g-wodehouse/the-girl-in-blue.md) — 2 quotes - [The Heart of a Goof](https://www.leafyquotes.com/p-g-wodehouse/the-heart-of-a-goof.md) — 1 quote - [The Inimitable Jeeves](https://www.leafyquotes.com/p-g-wodehouse/the-inimitable-jeeves.md) — 2 quotes - [The Man Upstairs](https://www.leafyquotes.com/p-g-wodehouse/the-man-upstairs.md) — 2 quotes - [The Mating Season](https://www.leafyquotes.com/p-g-wodehouse/the-mating-season.md) — 1 quote - [Uncle Fred in the Springtime](https://www.leafyquotes.com/p-g-wodehouse/uncle-fred-in-the-springtime.md) — 1 quote - [Very Good, Jeeves](https://www.leafyquotes.com/p-g-wodehouse/very-good-jeeves.md) — 3 quotes - [Young Men in Spats](https://www.leafyquotes.com/p-g-wodehouse/young-men-in-spats.md) — 1 quote ## Recently added quotes > There are girls, few perhaps but to be found if one searches carefully, who when their advice is ignored and disaster ensues, do not say "I told you so". Mavis was not of their number. [Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/p-g-wodehouse/pearls-girls-and-monty-bodkin/there-are-girls.md) Topics: [humor](https://www.leafyquotes.com/topics/humor.md), [women](https://www.leafyquotes.com/topics/women.md) > It just showed once again that half the world doesn’t know how the other three quarters live. [Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/p-g-wodehouse/much-obliged-jeeves/it-just-showed.md) Topics: [humor](https://www.leafyquotes.com/topics/humor.md) > Many a man may look respectable, and yet be able to hide at will behind a spiral staircase. [Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/p-g-wodehouse/sunset-at-blandings/many-a-man.md) Topics: [humor](https://www.leafyquotes.com/topics/humor.md), [appearances](https://www.leafyquotes.com/topics/appearances.md) > ‘You’re one of those guys who can make a party just by leaving it. It’s a great gift.’ [Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/p-g-wodehouse/the-girl-in-blue/youre-one-of-those.md) Topics: [humor](https://www.leafyquotes.com/topics/humor.md) > To say that his conscience was clear would be inaccurate, for he did not have a conscience, but he had what was much better, an alibi... [Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/p-g-wodehouse/the-girl-in-blue/to-say-that.md) Topics: [humor](https://www.leafyquotes.com/topics/humor.md), [conscience](https://www.leafyquotes.com/topics/conscience.md) > It has been well said that an author who expects results from a first novel is in a position similar to that of a man who drops a rose petal down the Grand Canyon of Arizona and listens for the echo. [Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/p-g-wodehouse/cocktail-time/it-has-been.md) Topics: [humor](https://www.leafyquotes.com/topics/humor.md), [writing](https://www.leafyquotes.com/topics/writing.md) > Never put anything on paper, my boy, and never trust a man with a small black moustache. [Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/p-g-wodehouse/cocktail-time/never-put-anything.md) Topics: [humor](https://www.leafyquotes.com/topics/humor.md), [advice](https://www.leafyquotes.com/topics/advice.md) > For an author Jerry Vail was rather nice-looking, most authors, as is widely known, resembling in appearance the more degraded types of fish, unless they look like birds, when they could pass as vultures and no questions asked. [Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/p-g-wodehouse/pigs-have-wings/for-an-author.md) Topics: [humor](https://www.leafyquotes.com/topics/humor.md), [writing](https://www.leafyquotes.com/topics/writing.md) > On the cue 'five aunts' I had given at the knees a trifle, for the thought of being confronted with such a solid gaggle of aunts, even if those of another, was an unnerving one. Reminding myself that in this life it is not aunts that matter, but the courage that one brings to them, I pulled myself together. [Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/p-g-wodehouse/the-mating-season/on-the-cue.md) Topics: [humor](https://www.leafyquotes.com/topics/humor.md), [courage](https://www.leafyquotes.com/topics/courage.md) > I don’t say I’ve got much of a soul, but, such as it is, I’m perfectly satisfied with the little chap. I don’t want people fooling about with it. ‘Leave it alone,’ I say. ‘Don’t touch it. I like it the way it is.’ [Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/p-g-wodehouse/joy-in-the-morning/i-dont-say.md) Topics: [humor](https://www.leafyquotes.com/topics/humor.md), [soul](https://www.leafyquotes.com/topics/soul.md) > However devoutly a girl may worship the man of her choice, there always comes a time when she feels an irresistible urge to haul off and let him have it in the neck. [Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/p-g-wodehouse/joy-in-the-morning/however-devoutly-a-girl.md) Topics: [humor](https://www.leafyquotes.com/topics/humor.md), [love](https://www.leafyquotes.com/topics/love.md), [women](https://www.leafyquotes.com/topics/women.md) > Mere abuse is no criticism. [Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/p-g-wodehouse/quick-service/mere-abuse-is-no-criticism.md) Topics: [criticism](https://www.leafyquotes.com/topics/criticism.md)