Norton Juster

Expect everything, I always say, and the unexpected never happens.

What you can do is often simply a matter of what you will do.

Why not? That's a good reason for almost anything - a bit used perhaps, but still quite serviceable.

It seems to me that almost everything is a waste of time.

Well, since you got here by not thinking, it seems reasonable to expect that, in order to get out, you must start thinking.

The way you see things depends a great deal on where you look at them from.