Men always made crude jokes about people pissing their pants with fear, but in Sokolov’s experience, shitting… — Neal Stephenson
Men always made crude jokes about people pissing their pants with fear, but in Sokolov’s experience, shitting the pants was more common. Pants pissing suggested a total breakdown of elemental control. Pants shitting, on the other hand, voided the bowels and thereby made blood available to the brain and the large muscle groups that otherwise would have gone to the lower-priority activity of digestion.
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“Yes, I fucking noticed them.”
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