Half a dozen teenagers, boys and girls, were huddled together around the remains of a campfire. As Sokolov… — Neal Stephenson

Half a dozen teenagers, boys and girls, were huddled together around the remains of a campfire. As Sokolov approached, one of them rose and staggered down the beach until he felt he had gone far enough to fish out his penis and urinate without giving offense to any female members of his party who might be awake. Sokolov approved of this.

He was still pissing, with the enviable vigor of the young, as Sokolov approached within hailing distance.

“What is this place?” Sokolov asked him.

“This is Golden Gardens Park.”

“What is name of city, please?”

“Seattle.”

“Thanks. Have nice day.”

“You too. Take it easy, man.”

“Is not my objective. Nice thing to say though. Enjoy piss.”

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