# Wonder Boys - Author: [Michael Chabon](https://www.leafyquotes.com/michael-chabon.md) - Quotes: 24 - Book page: https://www.leafyquotes.com/michael-chabon/wonder-boys ## Quotes > I had a certain cetacean delicacy of movement in the wide open sea of a hundred-yard field... [Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/michael-chabon/wonder-boys/i-had-a-certain.md) > Although it was only nine o'clock he had already gone once around the pharmacological wheel to which he'd strapped himself for the evening, stolen a tuba, and offended a transvestite; and now his companions were beginning, with delight and aplomb, to barf. It was definitely a Crabtree kind of night. [Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/michael-chabon/wonder-boys/although-it-was.md) > I knew that I shouldn't have, but I did it all the same; and there you have my epitaph, or one of them, because my grave is going to require a monument inscribed on all four sides with rueful mottoes, in small characters, set close together. [Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/michael-chabon/wonder-boys/i-knew-that.md) > The problem, if anything, was precisely the opposite. I had too much to write: too many fine and miserable buildings to construct and streets to name and clock towers to set chiming, too many characters to raise up from the dirt like flowers whose petals I peeled down to the intricate frail organs within, too many terrible genetic and fiduciary secrets to dig up and bury and dig up again, too many divorces to grant, heirs to disinherit, trysts to arrange, letters to misdirect into evil hands, innocent children to slay with rheumatic fever, women to leave unfulfilled and hopeless, men to drive to adultery and theft, fires to ignite at the hearts of ancient houses. [Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/michael-chabon/wonder-boys/the-problem-if-anything.md) > Dutifully I thumbed the rides, hopped the B & Os and the Great Northerns, balled the lithe small-town girls in the band shells of their hometown parks, held the job as field hand and day laborer and soda jerk, saw the crude spectacles of American landscape slide past me as I lay in an open boxcar and drank cheap red wine; and if I didn't, I might as well have. [Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/michael-chabon/wonder-boys/dutifully-i-thumbed.md) > There's nothing more embarrassing than to have earned the disfavor of a perceptive animal. [Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/michael-chabon/wonder-boys/theres-nothing-more.md) > Her ankles were wobbling in her tall black pumps, and I saw that it could not be an easy thing to be a drunken transvestite. [Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/michael-chabon/wonder-boys/her-ankles-were.md) > Over the years I'd surrendered many vices, among them whiskey, cigarettes, and the various non-Newtonian drugs, but marijuana and I remained steadfast companions. I had one fragrant ounce of Humboldt County, California, in a Ziploc bag in the glove compartment of my car. [Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/michael-chabon/wonder-boys/over-the-years.md) > He was a fugitive, lurking soul, James Leer. He didn't belong anywhere, but things went much better for him in places where nobody belonged. [Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/michael-chabon/wonder-boys/he-was-a-fugitive.md) > "I feel great," I said, trying to decide how I did feel. [Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/michael-chabon/wonder-boys/i-feel-great.md) > Eight solid light-years of lead...is the thickness of that metal in which you would need to encase yourself if you wanted to keep from being touched by neutrinos. I guess the little fuckers are everywhere. [Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/michael-chabon/wonder-boys/eight-solid-light-years.md) > If Miss Sloviak were not already a transvestite, Crabtree would certainly make her into one. [Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/michael-chabon/wonder-boys/if-miss-sloviak.md) > It was in this man's class that I first began to wonder if people who wrote fiction were not suffering from some kind of disorder--from what I've since come to think of, remembering the wild nocturnal rockings of Albert Vetch, as the midnight disease. [Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/michael-chabon/wonder-boys/it-was-in-this.md) > A couple of years later I would marry her for a little while. [Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/michael-chabon/wonder-boys/a-couple-of-years.md) > Undressing her was an act of recklessness, a kind of vandalism, like releasing a zoo full of animals, or blowing up a dam. [Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/michael-chabon/wonder-boys/undressing-her-was.md) > The whiskey tasted like bear steaks and river mud and the flesh of an oak tree. I had another swallow because it tasted so good. [Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/michael-chabon/wonder-boys/the-whiskey-tasted.md) > As a lifelong habit of marijuana I was used to having even the most dreadful phenomena prove, on further inspection, to be only the figments of my paranoid fancy... [Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/michael-chabon/wonder-boys/as-a-lifelong.md) > The young men listen dutifully, for the most part, and from time to time some of them even take the trouble to go over to the college library, and dig up one or another of his novels, and crouch there, among the stacks, flipping impatiently through the pages, looking for parts that sound true. [Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/michael-chabon/wonder-boys/the-young-men.md) > I found myself going over a particular troublesome scene in the novel, for the one thousand and seventy-third time, in the manner of a lunatic ape in a cage at the zoo, running his fingers back and forth along the iron bars of his home. [Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/michael-chabon/wonder-boys/i-found-myself.md) > The overcoat was a trademark of his. It was an impermeable thrift-shop special with a plaid flannel lining and wide lapels, and it looked as though it had been trying for many years to keep the rain off the stooped shoulders of a long series of hard cases, drifters, and ordinary bums. It emitted an odor of bus station so desolate that just standing next to him you could feel your luck changing for the worse. [Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/michael-chabon/wonder-boys/the-overcoat-was.md) > Every writer has an ideal reader, I thought, and it was just my good luck that mine wanted to sleep with me. [Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/michael-chabon/wonder-boys/every-writer-has.md) > I'm a man who falls in love so easily, and with such a reckless lack of consideration for the consequences of my actions, that from the very first instant of entering into a marriage I become, almost by definition, an adulterer. [Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/michael-chabon/wonder-boys/im-a-man.md) > ...as with most redheaded women what beauty she possessed was protean and odd. [Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/michael-chabon/wonder-boys/as-with-most.md) > Her style was plain and poetic as rain on a daisy--she was particularly gifted at the description of empty land and horses. She lived in the basement of my house for a hundred dollars a month, and I was desperately in love with her. [Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/michael-chabon/wonder-boys/her-style-was.md)