# The Innocents Abroad

- Author: [Mark Twain](https://www.leafyquotes.com/mark-twain.md)
- Quotes: 9
- Book page: https://www.leafyquotes.com/mark-twain/the-innocents-abroad

## Quotes

> Guides cannot master the subtleties of the American joke.

[Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/mark-twain/the-innocents-abroad/guides-cannot-master.md)

Topics: [humor](https://www.leafyquotes.com/topics/humor.md)

> They spell it "Vinci" and pronounce it "Vinchy". Foreigners always spell better than they pronounce.

[Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/mark-twain/the-innocents-abroad/they-spell-it-vinci.md)

Topics: [humor](https://www.leafyquotes.com/topics/humor.md)

> Virtue never has been as respectable as money.

[Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/mark-twain/the-innocents-abroad/virtue-never-has.md)

Topics: [morality](https://www.leafyquotes.com/topics/morality.md), [money](https://www.leafyquotes.com/topics/money.md)

> The people of those foreign countries are very, very ignorant. They looked curiously at the costumes we had brought from the wilds of America. They observed that we talked loudly at table sometimes. They noticed that we looked out for expenses and got what we conveniently could out of a franc, and wondered where in the mischief we came from. In Paris they just simply opened their eyes and stared when we spoke to them in French! We never did succeed in making those idiots understand their own language.

[Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/mark-twain/the-innocents-abroad/the-people-of-those.md)

Topics: [humor](https://www.leafyquotes.com/topics/humor.md), [travel](https://www.leafyquotes.com/topics/travel.md)

> Travel is fatal to prejudice, bigotry, and narrow-mindedness, and many of our people need it sorely on these accounts. Broad, wholesome, charitable views of men and things cannot be acquired by vegetating in one little corner of the earth all one's lifetime.

[Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/mark-twain/the-innocents-abroad/travel-is-fatal.md)

Topics: [travel](https://www.leafyquotes.com/topics/travel.md)

> I used to worship the mighty genius of Michael Angelo — that man who was great in poetry, painting, sculpture, architecture — great in every thing he undertook. But I do not want Michael Angelo for breakfast — for luncheon — for dinner — for tea — for supper — for between meals. I like a change, occasionally.

[Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/mark-twain/the-innocents-abroad/i-used-to-worship.md)

Topics: [art](https://www.leafyquotes.com/topics/art.md)

> I must have a prodigious quantity of mind; it takes me as much as a week sometimes to make it up.

[Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/mark-twain/the-innocents-abroad/i-must-have.md)

Topics: [choices](https://www.leafyquotes.com/topics/choices.md)

> Enough, enough, enough! Say no more! Lump the whole thing! say that the Creator made Italy from designs by Michael Angelo!

[Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/mark-twain/the-innocents-abroad/enough-enough-enough.md)

Topics: [beauty](https://www.leafyquotes.com/topics/beauty.md)

> I wish Europe would let Russia annihilate Turkey a little--not much, but enough to make it difficult to find the place again without a divining-rod or a diving-bell.

[Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/mark-twain/the-innocents-abroad/i-wish-europe.md)

Topics: [politics](https://www.leafyquotes.com/topics/politics.md), [war](https://www.leafyquotes.com/topics/war.md)