If you are with the quality, or at a funeral, or trying to go to sleep when you ain't sleepy — if you are… — Mark Twain
If you are with the quality, or at a funeral, or trying to go to sleep when you ain't sleepy — if you are anywheres where it won't do for you to scratch, why you will itch all over in upwards of a thousand places.
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