# Adventures of Huckleberry Finn - Author: [Mark Twain](https://www.leafyquotes.com/mark-twain.md) - Quotes: 42 - Book page: https://www.leafyquotes.com/mark-twain/adventures-of-huckleberry-finn ## Quotes > All kings is mostly rapscallions, as fur as I can make out. [Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/mark-twain/adventures-of-huckleberry-finn/all-kings-is-mostly.md) Topics: [power](https://www.leafyquotes.com/topics/power.md) > There warn't no color in his face, where his face showed; it was white; not like another man's white, but a white to make a body sick, a white to make a body's flesh crawl—a tree-toad white, a fish-belly white. [Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/mark-twain/adventures-of-huckleberry-finn/there-warnt-no-color.md) > The average man don’t like trouble and danger. [Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/mark-twain/adventures-of-huckleberry-finn/the-average-man.md) Topics: [fear](https://www.leafyquotes.com/topics/fear.md) > I couldn’t bear to think about it; and yet, somehow, I couldn’t think about nothing else. [Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/mark-twain/adventures-of-huckleberry-finn/i-couldnt-bear.md) > I don’t want no better book than what your face is. [Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/mark-twain/adventures-of-huckleberry-finn/i-dont-want.md) > Stars and shadows ain’t good to see by. [Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/mark-twain/adventures-of-huckleberry-finn/stars-and-shadows.md) > I had been to school most all the time and could spell and read and write just a little, and could say the multiplication table up to six times seven is thirty-five, and I don’t reckon I could ever get any further than that if I was to live forever. I don’t take no stock in mathematics, anyway. [Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/mark-twain/adventures-of-huckleberry-finn/i-had-been.md) Topics: [science](https://www.leafyquotes.com/topics/science.md) > It’s the little things that smooths people’s roads the most, down here below. [Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/mark-twain/adventures-of-huckleberry-finn/its-the-little.md) > He had been drunk over in town, and laid in the gutter all night, and he was a sight to look at. A body would a thought he was —he was just all mud. [Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/mark-twain/adventures-of-huckleberry-finn/he-had-been.md) > That night they had a big supper, and all them men and women was there, and I stood behind the king and the duke’s chairs and waited on them, and the niggers waited on the rest. Mary Jane she set at the head of the table, with Susan alongside of her, and said how bad the biscuits was, and how mean the preserves was, and how ornery and tough the fried chickens was—and all that kind of rot, the way women always do for to force out compliments; and the people all knowed everything was tiptop, and said so—said “How do you get biscuits to brown so nice?” and “Where, for the land’s sake, did you get these amaz’n pickles?” and all that kind of humbug talky-talk. [Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/mark-twain/adventures-of-huckleberry-finn/that-night-they.md) > Everybody yelled at him, and laughed at him, and sassed him, and he sassed back, and said he'd attend to them and lay them out in their regular turns, but he couldn't wait now, because he'd come to town to kill old Colonel Sherburn, and his motto was, "Meat first, and spoon vittles to top off on." [Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/mark-twain/adventures-of-huckleberry-finn/everybody-yelled-at-him.md) Topics: [crime](https://www.leafyquotes.com/topics/crime.md) > Well, then, says I, what's the use you learning to do right when it's troublesome to do right and ain't no trouble to do wrong, and the wages is just the same? I was stuck. I couldn't answer that. So I reckoned I wouldn't bother no more about it, but after this always do whichever come handiest at the time. [Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/mark-twain/adventures-of-huckleberry-finn/well-then-says.md) Topics: [morality](https://www.leafyquotes.com/topics/morality.md) > When a prisoner of style escapes it’s called an evasion. [Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/mark-twain/adventures-of-huckleberry-finn/when-a-prisoner.md) Topics: [humor](https://www.leafyquotes.com/topics/humor.md) > The pitifulest thing out is a mob; that’s what an army is—a mob; they don’t fight with courage that’s born in them, but with courage that’s borrowed from their mass, and from their officers. But a mob without any man at the head of it is beneath pitifulness. [Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/mark-twain/adventures-of-huckleberry-finn/the-pitifulest-thing.md) Topics: [society](https://www.leafyquotes.com/topics/society.md), [courage](https://www.leafyquotes.com/topics/courage.md) > Kings is kings, and you got to make allowances. Take them all around, they’re a mighty ornery lot. It’s the way they’re raised. [Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/mark-twain/adventures-of-huckleberry-finn/kings-is-kings.md) Topics: [power](https://www.leafyquotes.com/topics/power.md) > It’s lovely to live on a raft. We had the sky up there, all speckled with stars, and we used to lay on our backs and look up at them, and discuss about whether they was made or only just happened. Jim he allowed they was made, but I allowed they happened; I judged it would have took too long to make so many. [Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/mark-twain/adventures-of-huckleberry-finn/its-lovely-to-live.md) Topics: [nature](https://www.leafyquotes.com/topics/nature.md) > “How’d you say he got shot?” > > “He had a dream,” I says, “and it shot him.” > > “Singular dream,” he says. [Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/mark-twain/adventures-of-huckleberry-finn/howd-you-say.md) Topics: [humor](https://www.leafyquotes.com/topics/humor.md) > You can’t pray a lie—I found that out. [Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/mark-twain/adventures-of-huckleberry-finn/you-cant-pray.md) Topics: [honesty](https://www.leafyquotes.com/topics/honesty.md) > You gwyne to have considable trouble in yo’ life, en considable joy. Sometimes you gwyne to git hurt, en sometimes you gwyne to git sick; but every time you’s gwyne to git well agin. [Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/mark-twain/adventures-of-huckleberry-finn/you-gwyne-to-have.md) Topics: [life](https://www.leafyquotes.com/topics/life.md) > I do not wish any reward but to know I have done the right thing. [Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/mark-twain/adventures-of-huckleberry-finn/i-do-not.md) Topics: [morality](https://www.leafyquotes.com/topics/morality.md) > Human beings can be awful cruel to one another. [Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/mark-twain/adventures-of-huckleberry-finn/human-beings-can.md) Topics: [human nature](https://www.leafyquotes.com/topics/human-nature.md), [evil](https://www.leafyquotes.com/topics/evil.md) > We said there warn't no home like a raft, after all. Other places do seem so cramped up and smothery, but a raft don't. You feel mighty free and easy and comfortable on a raft. [Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/mark-twain/adventures-of-huckleberry-finn/we-said-there.md) Topics: [freedom](https://www.leafyquotes.com/topics/freedom.md) > He was sunshine most always—I mean he made it seem like good weather. [Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/mark-twain/adventures-of-huckleberry-finn/he-was-sunshine.md) Topics: [happiness](https://www.leafyquotes.com/topics/happiness.md) > Pilgrim's Progress, about a man that left his family, it didn't say why. I read considerable in it now and then. The statements was interesting, but tough. [Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/mark-twain/adventures-of-huckleberry-finn/pilgrims-progress-about.md) Topics: [reading](https://www.leafyquotes.com/topics/reading.md) > We catched fish and talked, and we took a swim now and then to keep off sleepiness. It was kind of solemn, drifting down the big, still river, laying on our backs looking up at the stars, and we didn't ever feel like talking loud, and it warn't often that we laughed, only a little kind of a low chuckle. We had mighty good weather as a general thing, and nothing ever happened to us at all, that night, nor the next, nor the next. [Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/mark-twain/adventures-of-huckleberry-finn/we-catched-fish.md) Topics: [nature](https://www.leafyquotes.com/topics/nature.md), [travel](https://www.leafyquotes.com/topics/travel.md) > A feud is this way. A man has a quarrel with another man, and kills him; then that other man’s brother kills him; then the other brothers, on both sides, goes for one another; then the cousins chip in—and by-and-by everybody’s killed off, and there ain’t no more feud. But it’s kind of slow, and takes a long time [Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/mark-twain/adventures-of-huckleberry-finn/a-feud-is-this.md) Topics: [hatred](https://www.leafyquotes.com/topics/hatred.md), [crime](https://www.leafyquotes.com/topics/crime.md) > Right is right, and wrong is wrong, and a body ain’t got no business doing wrong when he ain’t ignorant and knows better. [Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/mark-twain/adventures-of-huckleberry-finn/right-is-right.md) Topics: [morality](https://www.leafyquotes.com/topics/morality.md) > A man can’t get his rights in a govment like this. Sometimes I’ve a mighty notion to just leave the country for good and all. [Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/mark-twain/adventures-of-huckleberry-finn/a-man-cant.md) Topics: [politics](https://www.leafyquotes.com/topics/politics.md), [justice](https://www.leafyquotes.com/topics/justice.md) > A tolerable slim old maid, with goggles on. [Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/mark-twain/adventures-of-huckleberry-finn/a-tolerable-slim.md) > If you are with the quality, or at a funeral, or trying to go to sleep when you ain't sleepy — if you are anywheres where it won't do for you to scratch, why you will itch all over in upwards of a thousand places. [Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/mark-twain/adventures-of-huckleberry-finn/if-you-are.md) Topics: [humor](https://www.leafyquotes.com/topics/humor.md) > Then she told me all about the bad place, and I said I wished I was there. She got mad then, but I didn’t mean no harm. All I wanted was to go somewheres; all I wanted was a change, I warn’t particular. [Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/mark-twain/adventures-of-huckleberry-finn/then-she-told.md) Topics: [change](https://www.leafyquotes.com/topics/change.md) > There warn't anybody at the church, except maybe a hog or two, for there warn't any lock on the door, and hogs likes a puncheon floor in summer-time because it's cool. If you notice, most folks don't go to church only when they've got to; but a hog is different. [Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/mark-twain/adventures-of-huckleberry-finn/there-warnt-anybody.md) Topics: [humor](https://www.leafyquotes.com/topics/humor.md), [religion](https://www.leafyquotes.com/topics/religion.md) > I reckon I got to light out for the Territory ahead of the rest, because Aunt Sally she's going to adopt me and sivilize me and I can't stand it. I been there before. [Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/mark-twain/adventures-of-huckleberry-finn/i-reckon-i-got.md) Topics: [freedom](https://www.leafyquotes.com/topics/freedom.md) > I was a-trembling, because I'd got to decide, forever, betwixt two things, and I knowed it. I studied a minute, sort of holding my breath, and then says to myself, "All right, then, I'll go to hell." [Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/mark-twain/adventures-of-huckleberry-finn/i-was-a-trembling.md) Topics: [morality](https://www.leafyquotes.com/topics/morality.md), [choices](https://www.leafyquotes.com/topics/choices.md) > To be, or not to be; that is the bare bodkin. [Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/mark-twain/adventures-of-huckleberry-finn/to-be-or-not.md) Topics: [humor](https://www.leafyquotes.com/topics/humor.md) > I don’t take no stock in dead people. [Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/mark-twain/adventures-of-huckleberry-finn/i-dont-take.md) > H'aint we got all the fools in town on our side? And ain't that a big enough majority in any town? [Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/mark-twain/adventures-of-huckleberry-finn/haint-we-got.md) Topics: [society](https://www.leafyquotes.com/topics/society.md), [stupidity](https://www.leafyquotes.com/topics/stupidity.md) > After supper she got out her book and learned me about Moses and the Bulrushers. [Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/mark-twain/adventures-of-huckleberry-finn/after-supper-she.md) Topics: [religion](https://www.leafyquotes.com/topics/religion.md) > There was things which he stretched, but mainly he told the truth. [Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/mark-twain/adventures-of-huckleberry-finn/there-was-things.md) Topics: [truth](https://www.leafyquotes.com/topics/truth.md) > I felt so lonesome I most wished I was dead. The stars were shining, and the leaves rustled in the woods ever so mournful; and I heard an owl, away off, who-whooing about somebody that was dead, and a whippowill and a dog crying about somebody that was going to die; and the wind was trying to whisper something to me, and I couldn’t make out what it was, and so it made the cold shivers run over me. [Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/mark-twain/adventures-of-huckleberry-finn/i-felt-so-lonesome.md) Topics: [fear](https://www.leafyquotes.com/topics/fear.md), [loneliness](https://www.leafyquotes.com/topics/loneliness.md) > Jim was most ruined for a servant, because he got stuck up on account of having seen the devil and been rode by witches. [Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/mark-twain/adventures-of-huckleberry-finn/jim-was-most.md) > Persons attempting to find a motive in this narrative will be prosecuted; persons attempting to find a moral in it will be banished; persons attempting to find a plot in it will be shot. > > BY ORDER OF THE AUTHOR. [Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/mark-twain/adventures-of-huckleberry-finn/persons-attempting-to-find.md) Topics: [humor](https://www.leafyquotes.com/topics/humor.md), [literature](https://www.leafyquotes.com/topics/literature.md)