# The Magicians

- Author: [Lev Grossman](https://www.leafyquotes.com/lev-grossman.md)
- Quotes: 47
- Book page: https://www.leafyquotes.com/lev-grossman/the-magicians

## Quotes

> He had no interest in TV anymore—it looked like an electronic puppet show to him, an artificial version of an imitation world that meant nothing to him anyway.

p. 167 — [Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/lev-grossman/the-magicians/he-had-no-interest.md)

> “Stop looking for the next secret door that is going to lead you to your real life. Stop waiting. This is it: there’s nothing else. It’s here, and you’d better decide to enjoy it or you’re going to be miserable wherever you go, for the rest of your life, forever.”
>
> “You can’t just decide to be happy.”
>
> “No, you can’t. But you can sure as hell decide to be miserable. Is that what you want?”

p. 333 — [Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/lev-grossman/the-magicians/stop-looking-for.md)

> He was experimenting cautiously with the idea of being happy, dipping and uncertain toe into those intoxicatingly carbonated waters. It wasn’t something he had much practice at.

p. 41 — [Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/lev-grossman/the-magicians/he-was-experimenting.md)

> Quentin wished she weren’t so attractive. Unpretty women were so much easier to deal with in someways—you didn’t have to face the pain of their probable unattainability.

p. 11 — [Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/lev-grossman/the-magicians/quentin-wished-she.md)

> We have reached the point where ignorance and neglect are the best we can hope for in a ruler.

p. 317 — [Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/lev-grossman/the-magicians/we-have-reached.md)

> They were crossing so many lines it was hard to figure out where they were anymore.

p. 273 — [Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/lev-grossman/the-magicians/they-were-crossing.md)

> All of it just confirmed his belief that his real life, the life he should be living, had been mislaid through some clerical error by the cosmic bureaucracy. This couldn’t be it. It had been diverted somewhere else, to somebody else, and he’d been issued this shitty substitute faux life instead.

p. 5 — [Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/lev-grossman/the-magicians/all-of-it-just.md)

> “You’re an interesting case,” she said.
>
> There is really no end to life’s little humiliations, Quentin reflected.

p. 92 — [Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/lev-grossman/the-magicians/youre-an-interesting.md)

> If he couldn’t go back, he would just have to do things differently going forward. He felt how infinitely safer and more sound this attitude was. The trick was just not wanting anything. That was power. That was courage: the courage not to love anyone or hope for anything.
>
> The funny thing about it was how easy everything got, when nothing mattered.

p. 383 — [Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/lev-grossman/the-magicians/if-he-couldnt.md)

> To be honest, Quentin felt superior to anybody who still messed around with magic. They could delude themselves if they liked, those self-indulgent magical mandarins, but he’d outgrown that stuff. He wasn’t a magician anymore, he was a man, and a man took responsibility for his actions.

p. 394 — [Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/lev-grossman/the-magicians/to-be-honest.md)

> His whole personality was like an elaborate joke that he never stopped telling.

p. 107 — [Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/lev-grossman/the-magicians/his-whole-personality.md)

> Quinton didn’t know exactly how to put everything that was ridiculous about that idea in a single sentence.

p. 37 — [Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/lev-grossman/the-magicians/quinton-didnt-know.md)

> “Well, but why would You create something that had the power to hurt You? Or any of Your creatures? Why don’t You help us? Do You have any idea how much we hurt? How much we suffer?”
>
> A stern glance. “I know all things, daughter.”
>
> “Well, okay, then know this.” Janet put her hands on her hips. She had struck an unexpected vein of bitterness in herself, and it was running away with her. “We human beings are unhappy all the time. We hate ourselves and we hate each other and sometimes we wish You of Whoever had never created us or this shit-ass world or any other shit-ass world. Do You realize that? So next time You might think about not doing such a half-assed job.”

p. 349 — [Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/lev-grossman/the-magicians/well-but-why.md)

> Everybody has their own idiopathic reaction to their childhood home.

p. 202 — [Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/lev-grossman/the-magicians/everybody-has-their.md)

> But now that the ripened fruit of all that preparation was right in front of him he suddenly lost any desire for it. He wasn’t surprised. He was used to this anticlimactic feeling, where by the time you’ve done all the work to get something you don’t even want it anymore. He had it all the time. It was one of the few things he could depend on.

p. 8 — [Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/lev-grossman/the-magicians/but-now-that.md)

> New York’s magical underground may have been limited, but the number and variety of its drinking establishments was prodigious.

p. 227 — [Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/lev-grossman/the-magicians/new-yorks-magical.md)

> A gang of wild turkeys patrolled the edge of the forest, upright and alert, looking oddly saurian and menacing, like a lost squadron of velociraptors.

p. 79 — [Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/lev-grossman/the-magicians/a-gang-of-wild.md)

> Most people are blind to magic. They move through a blank and empty world. They’re bored with their lives, and there’s nothing they can do about it. They’re eaten alive by longing, and they’re dead before they die.

p. 88 — [Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/lev-grossman/the-magicians/most-people-are.md)

> The irony was quite comprehensively hideous.

p. 398 — [Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/lev-grossman/the-magicians/the-irony-was.md)

> …it’s like he’s opening the covers of a book, but a book that did what books always promised to do and never actually quite did: get you out, really out, of where you were and into somewhere better.

p. 7 — [Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/lev-grossman/the-magicians/its-like-hes.md)

> In different ways they had both discovered the same truth: that to live out childhood fantasies as a grown-up was to court and wed and bed disaster.

p. 397 — [Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/lev-grossman/the-magicians/in-different-ways.md)

> Sure, you can live out your dreams, but it’ll only turn you into a monster.

p. 382 — [Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/lev-grossman/the-magicians/sure-you-can.md)

> “Sure, but real life’s not actually like that,” Quentin went on, fumbling after what he was sure was an important insight. “You don’t just go on fun adventures for good causes and have happy endings. You’re not going to be a character in a story, there’s nobody arranging everything for you. The real world just doesn’t work like that.”

p. 268 — [Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/lev-grossman/the-magicians/sure-but-real.md)

> “He’s so happy,” Eliot said dryly. “It’s like he cooked something and it came out looking like the picture in the cookbook.”

p. 191 — [Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/lev-grossman/the-magicians/hes-so-happy.md)

> But walking along Fifth Avenue in Brooklyn, in his black overcoat and his gray interview suit, Quentin knew he wasn’t happy. Why not? He had painstakingly assembled all the ingredients of happiness. He had performed all the necessary rituals, spoken the words, lit the candles, made the sacrifices. But happiness, like a disobedient spirit, refused to come. He couldn’t think what else to do.

p. 5 — [Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/lev-grossman/the-magicians/but-walking-along.md)

> Quentin’s conversations with his parents were so circular and self-defeating, they sounded like experimental theater.

p. 169 — [Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/lev-grossman/the-magicians/quentins-conversations-with.md)

> “The problem with growing up,” Quentin said, “is that once you’re grown up, people who aren’t grown up aren’t fun anymore.”

p. 199 — [Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/lev-grossman/the-magicians/the-problem-with.md)

> Anyway, the mood he was in, Quentin was willing to take any position on any subject with anybody if it meant he could pick a fight.

p. 304 — [Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/lev-grossman/the-magicians/anyway-the-mood.md)

> “Age,” Quentin heard him mutter. “It’s wasted on the young. Just like youth.”

p. 162 — [Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/lev-grossman/the-magicians/age-quentin-heard.md)

> “The Dean will probably be down to get you in another minute,” Eliot said. “Here’s my advice. Sit there…and try to look like you belong here. And if you tell him you saw me smoking, I will banish you to the lowest circle of hell. Which I’ve never been there, but if even half of what I hear is true it’s almost as bad as Brooklyn.”

p. 19 — [Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/lev-grossman/the-magicians/the-dean-will.md)

> It wasn’t nothing, but it wasn’t everything either.

p. 275 — [Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/lev-grossman/the-magicians/it-wasnt-nothing.md)

> “Well,” she announced cheerfully, “he’s dead!”

p. 11 — [Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/lev-grossman/the-magicians/well-she-announced.md)

> “Are you smart?”
>
> There was no non-embarrassing answer to this.
>
> “I guess.”
>
> “Don’t worry about it, everybody here is. If they even brought you in for the Exam you were the smartest person in your school, teachers included. Everyone here was the cleverest little monkey in his or her particular tree. Except now we’re all in one tree together. It can be a shock. Not enough coconuts to go round. You’ll be dealing with your equals for the first time in your life, and your betters. You won’t like it.”

p. 44 — [Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/lev-grossman/the-magicians/are-you-smart.md)

> It was so easy to ignore people when you understood how little power they really had over you.

p. 133 — [Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/lev-grossman/the-magicians/it-was-so-easy.md)

> The power to create order is one thing. The power to destroy is another. Always they are in balance. But it is easier to destroy than to create, and there are those whose nature it is to love destruction.

p. 348 — [Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/lev-grossman/the-magicians/the-power-to-create.md)

> He had reached the outer limits of what Fun, capital F, could do for him. The cost was way too high, the returns pitifully inadequate. His mind was dimly awakening, too late, to other things that were as important, or even more so.

p. 268 — [Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/lev-grossman/the-magicians/he-had-reached.md)

> This was real, human sex, and it was so much better just because they weren’t animals—because they were civilized and prudish and self-conscious humans who transformed into sweaty, lustful, naked beasts, not through magic but because that’s who on some level they really were all along.

p. 180 — [Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/lev-grossman/the-magicians/this-was-real.md)

> Quentin had never met anybody so staggeringly and unapologetically affected.

p. 43 — [Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/lev-grossman/the-magicians/quentin-had-never.md)

> Nobody can be touched by that much power without being corrupted.

p. 398 — [Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/lev-grossman/the-magicians/nobody-can-be-touched.md)

> Even Quentin knew that using magic to alter one’s physical appearance never ended well. In the world of magical theory it was a dead spot: something about the inextricable, recursive connection between your face and who you were—your soul, for lack of a better word—made it hellishly difficult and fatally unpredictable.

p. 188 — [Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/lev-grossman/the-magicians/even-quentin-knew.md)

> Some tiny sane part of him knew he was out of control, but that wasn’t the part of him that had its hands on the wheel.

p. 285 — [Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/lev-grossman/the-magicians/some-tiny-sane.md)

> He’d spent too long being disappointed by the world—he’d spent so many years pining for something like this, some proof that the real world wasn’t the only world, and coping with the overwhelming evidence that it in fact was.

p. 37 — [Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/lev-grossman/the-magicians/hed-spent-too.md)

> “It’s a funny thing about the old gods,” he said. “You think that just because they’re old they must be difficult to kill. But when the fighting starts, they go down just like anybody else. They aren’t stronger, they’re just older.”

p. 353 — [Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/lev-grossman/the-magicians/its-a-funny.md)

> Once magic was real everything else just seemed so unreal.

p. 72 — [Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/lev-grossman/the-magicians/once-magic-was.md)

> “Sometimes I wonder if man was really meant to discover magic,” Fogg said expansively. “It doesn’t really make sense. It’s a little too perfect, don’t you think? If there’s a single lesson that life teaches us, it’s that wishing doesn’t make it so. Words and thoughts don’t change anything. Language and reality are kept strictly apart—reality is tough, unyielding stuff, and it doesn’t care what you think or feel or say about it. Or it shouldn’t. You deal with it, and you get on with your life.
>
> “Little children don’t know that. Magical thinking: that’s what Freud called it. Once we learn otherwise we cease to be children. The separation of word and thing is the essential fact on which our adult lives are founded.”

p. 216 — [Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/lev-grossman/the-magicians/sometimes-i-wonder.md)

> His crush went from exciting to depressing, as if he’d gone from the first blush of infatuation to the terminal nostalgia of a former lover without even the temporary relief of an actual relationship in between.

p. 64 — [Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/lev-grossman/the-magicians/his-crush-went.md)

> Just then, for an instant, the film of reality slipped off the spokes of its projector. Everything went completely askew and then righted itself again as if nothing had happened.

p. 111 — [Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/lev-grossman/the-magicians/just-then-for.md)