# The Magician King

- Author: [Lev Grossman](https://www.leafyquotes.com/lev-grossman.md)
- Quotes: 45
- Book page: https://www.leafyquotes.com/lev-grossman/the-magician-king

## Quotes

> You know what Arthur C. Clarke said about technology and magic, right? Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic. Turn it around. What is advanced magic indistinguishable from? Any sufficiently advanced magic is indistinguishable from the miraculous.

p. 316 — [Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/lev-grossman/the-magician-king/you-know-what.md)

> Specifically she was into dragons.
>
> Quentin suppose it was an extension of the general Australian preoccupation with fatally dangerous animals. Start with saltwater crocodiles and box jellyfish and it was just a hop, skip, and a jump up the food chain before you got to dragons.

p. 170 — [Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/lev-grossman/the-magician-king/specifically-she-was.md)

> The dead didn’t mince words.

p. 348 — [Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/lev-grossman/the-magician-king/the-dead-didnt.md)

> Maybe this was one of those times when being a hero didn’t involve looking particularly brave. It was just doing what you should.

p. 340 — [Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/lev-grossman/the-magician-king/maybe-this-was.md)

> The sun set. The car smelled of its owner’s cigarette smoke. Everything was toxic and chemical and unnatural: the plastic walnut trim, the electric lights, the burning gasoline that was shoving them forward. This whole world was a processed petroleum product.

p. 111 — [Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/lev-grossman/the-magician-king/the-sun-set.md)

> That’s when they turned to religion.
>
> At this Julia pushed her chair back from the table. She could feel her intellectual gag reflex about to kick in.

p. 314 — [Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/lev-grossman/the-magician-king/thats-when-they.md)

> She was dipping a toe in the pool of bad behavior in finding the temperature was just right. It was fun being a problem. Julia had been very very good for a very long time, and the funny thing about that was, if you’re too good too much of the time, people start to forget about you. You’re not a problem, so people can strike you off their list of things to worry about. Nobody makes a fuss over you. They make a fuss over the bad girls.

p. 78 — [Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/lev-grossman/the-magician-king/she-was-dipping.md)

> “What do you call this style?” Quentin asked.
>
> “The mistake people make,” Bingle said, “is thinking that there are different styles.”
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> “All right.”
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> “Force, balance, leverage, momentum—these principles never change. They are your style.”

p. 97 — [Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/lev-grossman/the-magician-king/what-do-you.md)

> “You went down the slide?”
>
> Benedict nodded.
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> Quentin was evolving a theory about that. The slide was humiliating, that’s what it was. Deliberately embarrassing. That’s what death did, it treated you like a child, like everything you had ever thought and done and cared about was just a child’s game, to be crumpled up and thrown away when it was over. It didn’t matter. Death didn’t respect you. Death thought you were bullshit, and it wanted to make sure you knew it.

p. 349 — [Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/lev-grossman/the-magician-king/you-went-down.md)

> This was bad behavior, and she knew it. She did it because she was angry and because she disliked herself. The more she disliked herself, the more she took it out on other people, and the more she took it out on other people the more she disliked herself.

p. 236 — [Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/lev-grossman/the-magician-king/this-was-bad.md)

> I’ll plead insanity. I can back it up.

p. 362 — [Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/lev-grossman/the-magician-king/ill-plead-insanity.md)

> “A big silvery janitor. Penny, this can’t be how the universe works.”
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> “In the Order we call it ‘inverse profundity.’ We’ve observed it in any number of cases. The deeper you go into the cosmic mysteries, the less interesting everything gets.”

p. 302 — [Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/lev-grossman/the-magician-king/a-big-silvery.md)

> “Is that God?” Poppy said.
>
> “That is a god,” Penny corrected her. “Though that is really just a term to describe a magician operating on a titanic power scale.”

p. 302 — [Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/lev-grossman/the-magician-king/is-that-god.md)

> Everybody wanted to be the hero of their own story. Nobody wanted to be comic relief.

p. 165 — [Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/lev-grossman/the-magician-king/everybody-wanted-to-be-the.md)

> If this was madness it was an entirely new kind of madness, as yet undocumented in the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders. She had nerdophrenia. She was dorkotic.

p. 81 — [Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/lev-grossman/the-magician-king/if-this-was.md)

> Welcome to Facelessbook: an antisocial network.

p. 184 — [Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/lev-grossman/the-magician-king/welcome-to-facelessbook.md)

> Could the man really not have explained? Did his daughter really not understand what had happened? It didn’t add up. If they’d talked about it and figured things out it could have been a happy ending. People in fairy tales never just figured things out.

p. 95 — [Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/lev-grossman/the-magician-king/could-the-man.md)

> “I started hanging out with this one girl, big-time warrior for one of the cities. She was very into the magic thing. And also I guess their menfolk weren’t especially well-endowed in the hardware aisle, if you take my meaning.”
>
> “I believe I grasp the essence of it, yes,” Quentin said.

p. 159 — [Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/lev-grossman/the-magician-king/i-started-hanging.md)

> Apparently if you’re enough of a power nerd, there is nothing that cannot be flowcharted.

p. 316 — [Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/lev-grossman/the-magician-king/apparently-if-youre.md)

> He wondered where this feeling was coming from, that he was improvising his part in a play that everybody else had a script for.

p. 100 — [Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/lev-grossman/the-magician-king/he-wondered-where.md)

> She wore a simple flowing white gown. So did everybody else. Gummidgy also wore a crown of mistletoe.
>
> So your basic Golden Bough deal, Julia thought. Fucking mistletoe. She never saw what all the fuss was about. Sure, it’s pretty enough, but at the end of the day it’s still a botanical parasite that strangles its host.

p. 367 — [Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/lev-grossman/the-magician-king/she-wore-a-simple.md)

> “Be careful what you learn from me,” he said. “What is written with a sword cannot be erased.”

p. 98 — [Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/lev-grossman/the-magician-king/be-careful-what.md)

> They were joined by Julia, who kept her sunglasses on and ate only marmite, straight from the jar, which if anything seemed like further proof of her declining humanity.

p. 170 — [Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/lev-grossman/the-magician-king/they-were-joined.md)

> “Anyway, what’s wrong with a little unreality?” Quentin said. “Unreality is underrated.”

p. 288 — [Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/lev-grossman/the-magician-king/anyway-whats-wrong.md)

> Magic: it was what happened when the mind met the world, and the mind won for a change.

p. 232 — [Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/lev-grossman/the-magician-king/magic-it-was.md)

> Forget everything you ordinarily associate with religious study. Strip away all the reverence and the awe and the art and the philosophy of it. Treat the subject coldly. Imagine yourself to be a theologist, but a special kind of theologist, one who studies gods the way an entomologist studies insects. Take as your dataset the entirety of world mythology and treat it as a collection of field observations and statistics pertaining to a hypothetical species: the god. Proceed from there.

p. 315 — [Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/lev-grossman/the-magician-king/forget-everything-you.md)

> He had gotten it so easy, and she had it so hard, and why? There was no good reason. He passed a test, and she failed it. That was a judgment on the test, not on her, but now her life was a waking nightmare, and he had everything he ever wanted. He was living a fantasy. Her fantasy. She wanted it back.

p. 144 — [Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/lev-grossman/the-magician-king/he-had-gotten.md)

> She’d gotten good at coaxing. If all else failed she had the power of the bathroom handjob, and she wielded it with an iron fist.

p. 235 — [Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/lev-grossman/the-magician-king/shed-gotten-good.md)

> Where was the line between a spell and a miracle?

p. 330 — [Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/lev-grossman/the-magician-king/where-was-the.md)

> Religion had never been a subject that interested Julia. She considered herself too smart to believe in things she had no evidence for, and that behaved in ways that violated every principle she’d ever observed or heard plausibly spoken about. And she considered herself too tough-minded to believe in things just because they made her feel better. Magic was one thing. With magic you were at least looking at reproducible results. But religion? That was about faith. Uneducated guesses made by weak minds.

p. 314 — [Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/lev-grossman/the-magician-king/religion-had-never.md)

> It was too terrible to think about, so she dealt with it by not thinking about it.

p. 229 — [Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/lev-grossman/the-magician-king/it-was-too.md)

> That was the thing about the world: it wasn’t that things were harder than you thought they were going to be, it was that they were hard in ways that you didn’t expect.

p. 97 — [Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/lev-grossman/the-magician-king/that-was-the.md)

> “I don’t think they can change their minds. When you get to that level of power and knowledge and perfection, the question of what you should do next gets increasingly obvious. Everything is very rule-governed. All you can ever do in any given situation is the most gloriously perfect thing, and there’s only one of them. Finally there aren’t any choices left to make at all.”
>
> “You’re saying the gods don’t have free will.”
>
> “The power to make mistakes,” Penny said. “Only we have that. Mortals.”

p. 303 — [Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/lev-grossman/the-magician-king/i-dont-think.md)

> Everywhere you looked there was so much richness, you could never exhaust it. Maybe it was all a game, that got crumpled up and thrown away at the end, but while you were here it was real.

p. 379 — [Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/lev-grossman/the-magician-king/everywhere-you-looked.md)

> Nothing. Blue screen of death: she’d crashed his system. Oh, well. Boys were so unstable that way, full of buggy, self-contradictory code, pathetically unoptimized.

p. 361 — [Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/lev-grossman/the-magician-king/nothing-blue-screen.md)

> The man was obviously a soldier, but Quentin had never really thought about what that meant. He was a professional killer, efficient and businesslike. He had none of Bingle’s elegance. He was like a baker, except instead of making bread he made corpses, and he wanted to make Quentin into one.

p. 255 — [Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/lev-grossman/the-magician-king/the-man-was.md)

> Venice was the only city he’d ever seen that looked the same in real life as it did in pictures. It was consoling that something in this world met expectations.

p. 149 — [Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/lev-grossman/the-magician-king/venice-was-the.md)

> He threw his sword away. Screw swords. A magician doesn’t need a sword. A magician doesn’t need anything but what’s inside him.

p. 263 — [Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/lev-grossman/the-magician-king/he-threw-his.md)

> He couldn’t ignore how conspicuously beautiful Venice was. People had been living here for what, a thousand years? More? God only knew whose crazy idea it was to build a city in the middle of a lagoon, but you couldn’t argue with the results.

p. 150 — [Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/lev-grossman/the-magician-king/he-couldnt-ignore.md)

> “Tell me, what’s the first thing a hacker does once he breaks into a system?”
>
> “I don’t know,” Quentin said. “He steals a bunch of credit card numbers and subscribes to a lot of really premium porn sites?”
>
> “He sets up a back door.” It was good to know that even having attained enlightenment Penny was still impervious to humor. “So that if he’s ever locked out, he can get back in.”

p. 305 — [Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/lev-grossman/the-magician-king/tell-me-whats.md)

> It was strange to be naked in front of Pouncy after all the time they’d spent together clothed. It was strange to be naked in front of anybody. It was like that cold water out there in the bay: scary, you didn’t think you could stand it, but then you plunged in and pretty soon you got used to it. There was enough hiding in life. Sometimes you just wanted to show somebody your tits.

p. 361 — [Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/lev-grossman/the-magician-king/it-was-strange.md)

> It was fair to call it depression. She felt like shit, all the time. If that was depression, she had it. It must have been contagious. She’d caught it from the world.

p. 80 — [Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/lev-grossman/the-magician-king/it-was-fair.md)

> By now he had learned enough to know that when he was getting annoyed at somebody else, it was usually because there was something that he himself should be doing, and he wasn’t doing it.

p. 340 — [Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/lev-grossman/the-magician-king/by-now-he-had.md)

> “I have a hard time believing that the history of the universe is being written by a talking rabbit,” Eliot said. “Though that would explain a lot.”

p. 20 — [Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/lev-grossman/the-magician-king/i-have-a-hard.md)

> Though the funny thing about never being asked for anything is that after a while you start to feel like maybe you don’t have anything worth giving.

p. 75 — [Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/lev-grossman/the-magician-king/though-the-funny.md)