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      "text": "He had made one mistake in an otherwise flawless performance: he hadn't told me his name. Have you ever exchanged three words with an American without being told his name?",
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      "text": "\"Goodness,\" I babbled, \"but how awful for you. Not drinking, I mean. I mean, imagine getting up in the morning knowing that you're not going to feel any better all day\".",
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      "text": "Why do people build houses to keep the climate out, then cut holes in the walls to let it in again? I shall never understand.",
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      "text": "Ten minutes later I was in an enormous taxi-cab, an air-conditioned one, hired for the day for fifty dollars; it seems an awful lot, I know, but money's worth awfully little over there, you'd be surprised. It's because there's so much of it, you see.",
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