{
  "type": "book",
  "site": {
    "name": "Leafy Quotes",
    "language": "en",
    "url": "https://www.leafyquotes.com"
  },
  "formats": "Every page has two versions with the same data: JSON (the page address + .json) and markdown (the page address + .md). Append .json or .md to any `url` in this document.",
  "title": "Wampeters, Foma & Granfalloons",
  "slug": "wampeters-foma-granfalloons",
  "url": "https://www.leafyquotes.com/kurt-vonnegut/wampeters-foma-granfalloons",
  "json": "https://www.leafyquotes.com/kurt-vonnegut/wampeters-foma-granfalloons.json",
  "markdown": "https://www.leafyquotes.com/kurt-vonnegut/wampeters-foma-granfalloons.md",
  "author": {
    "name": "Kurt Vonnegut",
    "slug": "kurt-vonnegut",
    "url": "https://www.leafyquotes.com/kurt-vonnegut"
  },
  "cover": "https://quivercdn.com/covers/dial-press-trade-paperback/kurt-vonnegut/wampeters-foma-granfalloons_978-03-8533-381-8.jpg",
  "quotes_count": 4,
  "quotes": [
    {
      "id": "9152773b-6efc-4ea1-8ad1-2ba481c20bed",
      "slug": "the-two-real",
      "url": "https://www.leafyquotes.com/kurt-vonnegut/wampeters-foma-granfalloons/the-two-real",
      "text": "The two real political parties in America are the Winners and the Losers. The people don't acknowledge this. They claim membership in two imaginary parties, the Republicans and the Democrats, instead.",
      "language": "en",
      "character": null,
      "chapter": null,
      "chapter_parent": null,
      "page": null,
      "verified": false,
      "original": null,
      "other_languages": [],
      "topics": [
        {
          "name": "humor",
          "slug": "humor",
          "url": "https://www.leafyquotes.com/topics/humor"
        },
        {
          "name": "politics",
          "slug": "politics",
          "url": "https://www.leafyquotes.com/topics/politics"
        }
      ],
      "source": {
        "name": "Wikiquote",
        "url": "https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Kurt_Vonnegut#Wampeters,_Foma_%26_Granfalloons_(1974)",
        "license": {
          "label": "CC BY-SA 4.0",
          "url": "https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0/"
        }
      },
      "added_at": "2026-09-25T22:42:40"
    },
    {
      "id": "5e3bf125-548b-440a-adf7-f32bef02e83a",
      "slug": "torture-from-the",
      "url": "https://www.leafyquotes.com/kurt-vonnegut/wampeters-foma-granfalloons/torture-from-the",
      "text": "Torture from the air was the only military scheme open to us, I suppose, since the extermination or capture of the North Vietnamese people would have started World War III. In which case, we would have been tortured from the air.I am sorry we tried torture, I am sorry we tried anything. I hope we will never try torture again. It doesn't work. Human beings are stubborn and brave animals everywhere. They can endure amazing amounts of pain, if they have to. The North Vietnamese and the Vietcong have had to.Good show.",
      "language": "en",
      "character": null,
      "chapter": null,
      "chapter_parent": null,
      "page": null,
      "verified": false,
      "original": null,
      "other_languages": [],
      "topics": [
        {
          "name": "war",
          "slug": "war",
          "url": "https://www.leafyquotes.com/topics/war"
        },
        {
          "name": "torture",
          "slug": "torture",
          "url": "https://www.leafyquotes.com/topics/torture"
        }
      ],
      "source": {
        "name": "Wikiquote",
        "url": "https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Kurt_Vonnegut#Wampeters,_Foma_%26_Granfalloons_(1974)",
        "license": {
          "label": "CC BY-SA 4.0",
          "url": "https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0/"
        }
      },
      "added_at": "2026-09-25T22:42:40"
    },
    {
      "id": "310aa87c-829a-46dc-8379-b6e6eb0bbbea",
      "slug": "this-theory-argues",
      "url": "https://www.leafyquotes.com/kurt-vonnegut/wampeters-foma-granfalloons/this-theory-argues",
      "text": "This theory argues that artists are useful to society because they are so sensitive. They are supersensitive. They keel over like canaries in coal mines filled with poison gas, long before more robust types realize that any danger is there. The most useful thing I could do before this meeting is to keel over. On the other hand, artists are keeling over by the thousands every day and nobody seems to pay the least attention.",
      "language": "en",
      "character": null,
      "chapter": null,
      "chapter_parent": null,
      "page": null,
      "verified": false,
      "original": null,
      "other_languages": [],
      "topics": [
        {
          "name": "art",
          "slug": "art",
          "url": "https://www.leafyquotes.com/topics/art"
        },
        {
          "name": "sensitivity",
          "slug": "sensitivity",
          "url": "https://www.leafyquotes.com/topics/sensitivity"
        }
      ],
      "source": {
        "name": "Wikiquote",
        "url": "https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Kurt_Vonnegut#Wampeters,_Foma_%26_Granfalloons_(1974)",
        "license": {
          "label": "CC BY-SA 4.0",
          "url": "https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0/"
        }
      },
      "added_at": "2026-09-25T22:42:40"
    },
    {
      "id": "30ae883b-2dce-480a-ad1e-f2b1643d9124",
      "slug": "one-sacred-memory",
      "url": "https://www.leafyquotes.com/kurt-vonnegut/wampeters-foma-granfalloons/one-sacred-memory",
      "text": "'One sacred memory from childhood is perhaps the best education,' said Fyodor Dostoevsky. I believe that, and I hope that many Earthling children will respond to the first human footprint on the moon as a sacred thing. We need sacred things. The footprint could mean, if we let it, that Earthlings have done an unbelievably difficult and beautiful thing which the Creator, for Its own reasons, wanted Earthlings to do.Footprint.",
      "language": "en",
      "character": null,
      "chapter": null,
      "chapter_parent": null,
      "page": null,
      "verified": false,
      "original": null,
      "other_languages": [],
      "topics": [
        {
          "name": "childhood",
          "slug": "childhood",
          "url": "https://www.leafyquotes.com/topics/childhood"
        },
        {
          "name": "holiness",
          "slug": "holiness",
          "url": "https://www.leafyquotes.com/topics/holiness"
        }
      ],
      "source": {
        "name": "Wikiquote",
        "url": "https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Kurt_Vonnegut#Wampeters,_Foma_%26_Granfalloons_(1974)",
        "license": {
          "label": "CC BY-SA 4.0",
          "url": "https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0/"
        }
      },
      "added_at": "2026-09-25T22:42:40"
    }
  ]
}