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  "text": "It was The Gospel From Outer Space, by Kilgore Trout. It was about a visitor from outer space... [who] made a serious study of Christianity, to learn, if he could, why Christians found it so easy to be cruel. He concluded that at least part of the trouble was slipshod storytelling in the New Testament. He supposed that the intent of the Gospels was to teach people, among other things, to be merciful, even to the lowest of the low.\n\nBut the Gospels actually taught this:\n\nBefore you kill somebody, make absolutely sure he isn't well connected. So it goes.\n\nThe flaw in the Christ stories, said the visitor from outer space, was that Christ, who didn't look like much, was actually the Son of the Most Powerful Being in the Universe. Readers understood that, so, when they came to the crucifixion, they naturally thought...:\n\nOh, boy — they sure picked the wrong guy to lynch that time!\n\nAnd that thought had a brother: \"There are right people to lynch.\" Who? People not well connected. So it goes.\n\nThe visitor from outer space made a gift to Earth of a new Gospel. In it, Jesus really was a nobody, and a pain in the neck to a lot of people with better connections than he had. He still got to say all the lovely and puzzling things he said in the other Gospels.\n\nSo the people amused themselves one day by nailing him to a cross and planting the cross in the ground. There couldn't possibly be any repercussions, the lynchers thought. The reader would have to think that too, since the Gospel hammered home again and again what a nobody Jesus was.\n\nAnd then, just before the nobody died, the heavens opened up, and there was thunder and lightning. The voice of God came crashing down. He told the people that he was adopting the bum as his son, giving him the full powers and privileges of the Son of the Creator of the Universe throughout all eternity. God said this:\n\nFrom this moment on, He will punish horribly anybody who torments a bum who has no connections! (pp. 108-110)",
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      "text": "Billy had a framed prayer on his office wall which expressed his method for keeping going, even though he was unenthusiastic about living. A lot of patients who saw the prayer on Billy's wall told him that it helped them to keep going, too. It went like this: \"God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, courage to change the things I can, and wisdom always to tell the difference.\"\n\nAmong the things Billy Pilgrim could not change were the past, the present, and the future. (p. 60)",
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      "text": "I have told my sons that they are not under any circumstances to take part in massacres, and that the news of massacres of enemies is not to fill them with satisfaction or glee.\n\nI have also told them not to work for companies which make massacre machinery, and to express contempt for people who think we need machinery like that. (p. 19)",
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      "text": "How nice — to feel nothing, and still get full credit for being alive. (p. 105)",
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