Sally In The Garden: Sally in the garden, Siftin' cinders, Lifted up her leg, And farted like a man, The… — Kurt Vonnegut

Sally In The Garden:

Sally in the garden,

Siftin' cinders,

Lifted up her leg,

And farted like a man,

The bursting of her bloomers broke sixteen winders,

The cheeks of her ass went (blam, blam, blam)

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