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      "text": "The crucified planet Earth,\n\nshould it find a voice\n\nand a sense of irony,\n\nmight now well say\n\nof our abuse of it,\n\n\"Forgive them, Father,\n\nThey know not what they do.\"The irony would be\n\nthat we know what\n\nwe are doing.When the last living thing\n\nhas died on account of us,\n\nhow poetical it would be\n\nif Earth could say,\n\nin a voice floating up\n\nperhaps\n\nfrom the floor\n\nof the Grand Canyon,\n\n\"It is done.\"\n\nPeople did not like it here.",
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      "text": "And now I want to tell you about my late Uncle Alex. He was my father's kid brother, a childless graduate of Harvard who was an honest life insurance salesman in Indianapolis. He was well-read and wise. And his principal complaint about other human beings was that they so seldom noticed it when they were happy. So when we were drinking lemonade under an apple tree in the summer, say, and talking lazily about this and that, almost buzzing like honeybees, Uncle Alex would suddenly interrupt the agreeable blather to exclaim, If this isn't nice, I don't know what is. So I do the same now, and so do my kids and grandkids. And I urge you to please notice when you are happy, and exclaim or murmur or think at some point, If this isn't nice, I don't know what is.",
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