# The Moaning of Life

- Author: [Karl Pilkington](https://www.leafyquotes.com/karl-pilkington.md)
- Quotes: 16
- Book page: https://www.leafyquotes.com/karl-pilkington/the-moaning-of-life

## Quotes

> My brain's just full of passwords

> I'm really happy, I just don't choose to show it.

> People say having kids is life changing, well that doesn't necessarily mean a good thing, does it? I could take one of my legs off. That would change my life.

> I don't cry. Water doesn't leave my head. I've got loads of gob. That's how water leaves me, it's not out of my eyes.

> If there's one thing we haven't cracked yet in human civilsation, we've never been able to make a good wig. I wouldn't want a wig on me.

> It was good to know that if everything did go tits up, there's someone else in the world who would put up with me

> 12 hours on a plane, over 5,000 miles. All this way you've got me licking fish.

> This isn't Amazon where you can go "I'm not happy with the product" and pop it back in the post. Thats it, you've got it

> Who's the mental one here? Is it me, or everyone else?

> What do dogs do? Sniff each other's arse. They don't knock about going "Let's try a chatup line."

> I'm surprised that I won the race to the egg. I'm not a good swimmer. If I was back in there now I'd go forget it, let them lot go first.

> I've got a fat head. There's nothing I can do about it.

> I've never understood what pole dancing's about anyway. It's a waste of a good skill. Get into scaffolding or something.

> "I've got to make sure the groom's hat's on straight." That's when you know an event's overstaffed.

> Get married, get on with it, email us the pictures, we're happy to have a look.

> If you had 5 photos of anuses, I could not point mine out