# Karl Pilkington

- Quotes: 19
- Author page: https://www.leafyquotes.com/karl-pilkington

## Books

- [An Idiot Abroad](https://www.leafyquotes.com/karl-pilkington/an-idiot-abroad.md) — 3 quotes
- [The Moaning of Life](https://www.leafyquotes.com/karl-pilkington/the-moaning-of-life.md) — 16 quotes

## Recently added quotes

> My brain's just full of passwords

> I'm really happy, I just don't choose to show it.

> If that was on my road the council would be like "Get that down, its a deathtrap!"

> People say having kids is life changing, well that doesn't necessarily mean a good thing, does it? I could take one of my legs off. That would change my life.

> I don't cry. Water doesn't leave my head. I've got loads of gob. That's how water leaves me, it's not out of my eyes.

> Ricky: You are the strangest man alive.

> If there's one thing we haven't cracked yet in human civilsation, we've never been able to make a good wig. I wouldn't want a wig on me.

> It was good to know that if everything did go tits up, there's someone else in the world who would put up with me

> 12 hours on a plane, over 5,000 miles. All this way you've got me licking fish.

> This isn't Amazon where you can go "I'm not happy with the product" and pop it back in the post. Thats it, you've got it

> Who's the mental one here? Is it me, or everyone else?

> What do dogs do? Sniff each other's arse. They don't knock about going "Let's try a chatup line."