Joseph Heller

It's a real problem to decide whether it's more boring to do something boring than to pass along everything boring that comes in to somebody else and then have nothing to do at all.

Yesterday, I helped a blind man across the street and was surprised that I did not feel revolted when I took his arm.

The years are too short, the days are too long.

I think I'm in terrible trouble. I think I've committed a crime. The victims have always been children.