# Glad to Wear Glasses

- Author: [John Hegley](https://www.leafyquotes.com/john-hegley.md)
- Quotes: 4
- Book page: https://www.leafyquotes.com/john-hegley/glad-to-wear-glasses

## Quotes

> From Bradford Yorkshire to Bristol Temple Meads
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> you don't have to change your underwear
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> but you have to change at Leeds

> My grandmother used to say
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> before you moan about the muck on someone else's glasses
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> make sure you're not on about the muck on your own
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> her glasses were filthy

> This winter
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> I hope you get a splinter
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> if you make a toboggan
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> and it is a mahog'un

> In the beginning was the dog
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> the real name of Jehovah is Rover
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> Adam's rib is buried in the garden