What happened down in the dungeons between you and Professor Quirrell is a complete secret, so, naturally… — J.K. Rowling
What happened down in the dungeons between you and Professor Quirrell is a complete secret, so, naturally, the whole school knows. I believe your friends Misters Fred and George Weasley were responsible for trying to send you a lavatory seat.
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