# Quote — Jerry Seinfeld, Seinlanguage

> To men, cleavage is like the nearest thing to a UFO landing nearby, that's what it is. To women, buying a pair of shoes that they really love is like boarding the alien ship. I think it's entirely possible that aliens have landed and they haven't been able to get our attention because we're so preoccupied with cleavage and shoes.

- Author: [Jerry Seinfeld](https://www.leafyquotes.com/jerry-seinfeld.md)
- Book: [Seinlanguage](https://www.leafyquotes.com/jerry-seinfeld/seinlanguage.md)
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- Quote page: https://www.leafyquotes.com/jerry-seinfeld/seinlanguage/to-men-cleavage

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