Some people actually cheat on the people that they're cheating with, which is like holding up a bank and then… — Jerry Seinfeld

When you want to enjoy something, you must never let logic get too much in the way.

I would say the main competition for the book is the video because for some reason people feel they need to come home with a rectangular block of something that they don't know the end of. The big advantage of a book is it's very easy to rewind. Close it and you're right back at the beginning.

What is the handicap parking situation at the Special Olympics? They must have to just stack like a hundred cars into those two spots.