Remember when you were in school and they'd do those hearing tests? [...] I wanted to do unbelievable on the… — Jerry Seinfeld
Remember when you were in school and they'd do those hearing tests? [...] I wanted to do unbelievable on the hearing test. I wanted them to come over to me and go, "We think you may have something close to super-hearing. What you heard was a cotton ball touching a piece of felt. We're sending the results to Washington, we'd like you to meet the President."
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