# Quote — Jerry Seinfeld, Seinlanguage

> I'll tell you, you get into a hot tub with three or four really old men, this is not the cover of the Club Med brochure. They get out of the tub, it looks like an ad for gravity.

- Author: [Jerry Seinfeld](https://www.leafyquotes.com/jerry-seinfeld.md)
- Book: [Seinlanguage](https://www.leafyquotes.com/jerry-seinfeld/seinlanguage.md)
- Source: [Wikiquote](https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Jerry_Seinfeld#SeinLanguage_(1993)) ([CC BY-SA 4.0](https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0/))
- Quote page: https://www.leafyquotes.com/jerry-seinfeld/seinlanguage/ill-tell-you

## More from this book

> When you want to enjoy something, you must never let logic get too much in the way.

[Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/jerry-seinfeld/seinlanguage/when-you-want.md)

> I would say the main competition for the book is the video because for some reason people feel they need to come home with a rectangular block of something that they don't know the end of. The big advantage of a book is it's very easy to rewind. Close it and you're right back at the beginning.

[Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/jerry-seinfeld/seinlanguage/i-would-say.md)

> What is the handicap parking situation at the Special Olympics? They must have to just stack like a hundred cars into those two spots.

[Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/jerry-seinfeld/seinlanguage/what-is-the.md)