Flying doesn't make me nervous. Driving to the airport can make me nervous. Because if you miss that plane… — Jerry Seinfeld
Flying doesn't make me nervous. Driving to the airport can make me nervous. Because if you miss that plane, there's no alternative. [...] No airline goes, "Well, you missed the flight. We do have a cannon leaving in about ten minutes. Would you be interested in that? It's not a direct cannon, you have to change cannons after you land."
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