[Death is] the last big move of your life. The hearse is like the van, the pallbearers are your close… — Jerry Seinfeld
[Death is] the last big move of your life. The hearse is like the van, the pallbearers are your close friends, the only ones you could really ask to help you with a big move like that. And the casket is that great, perfect box you've been looking for your whole life. The only problem is once you find it, you're in it.
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