I was never allowed to play with guns when I was a child. While various friends were able to scamper around… — Jeremy Clarkson
I was never allowed to play with guns when I was a child. While various friends were able to scamper around the woods with their Johnny Sevens, I had to make do with an old twig. And convincing an eight-year-old he was dead simply because I'd pointed a piece of larch his way was not quite as easy as you might imagine.
p. 52Source: Wikiquote · CC BY-SA 4.0
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