Mrs. Next came back into the room. “You never told me you’d bought a gold-plated toilet.” Landen frowned. “We… — Jasper Fforde
Mrs. Next came back into the room. “You never told me you’d bought a gold-plated toilet.”
Landen frowned. “We don’t have a gold-plated toilet.”
“Oh, dear,” said Mrs. Next. I think I’ve just peed in your tuba.”
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