# One of Our Thursdays Is Missing

- Author: [Jasper Fforde](https://www.leafyquotes.com/jasper-fforde.md)
- Quotes: 13
- Book page: https://www.leafyquotes.com/jasper-fforde/one-of-our-thursdays-is-missing

## Quotes

> To a text-based life-form, unpredictable syntax and poor grammar is a source of huge discomfort. Ill-fitting grammar are like ill-fitting shoes. You can get used to it for a bit, but then one day your toes fall off and you can’t walk to the bathroom. Poor syntax is even worse. Change word order and a sentence useless for anyone Yoda except you have.

p. 20 — [Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/jasper-fforde/one-of-our-thursdays-is-missing/to-a-text-based.md)

> The good thing about being in the BookWorld is that we aren’t hampered by anything as awkward as physical laws. The RealWorld must be hideously annoying to do science in.

p. 172 — [Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/jasper-fforde/one-of-our-thursdays-is-missing/the-good-thing.md)

> The idea that people actually do this because they like it strikes me as double insanity with added insanity.

p. 339 — [Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/jasper-fforde/one-of-our-thursdays-is-missing/the-idea-that.md)

> About ten degrees upslope of Fiction, I could see our nearest neighbor: Artistic Criticism. It was an exceptionally beautiful island, yet deeply troubled, confused and suffused with a blanketing layer of almost impenetrable bullshit.

p. 13 — [Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/jasper-fforde/one-of-our-thursdays-is-missing/about-ten-degrees.md)

> “Did she believe you?”
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> “She’s an excellent journalist—of course not.”

p. 205 — [Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/jasper-fforde/one-of-our-thursdays-is-missing/did-she-believe.md)

> “It’s highly disorderly,” he explained, “not like here. There is no easily definable plot, and you can run yourself ragged wondering what the significance can be of a chance encounter. You’ll also find that for the most part there is no shorthand to the narrative, so everything happens in a long and painfully drawn out sequence. Apparently the talk can be confusing—for the most part, people just say the first thing that comes into their heads.”
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> “Is it as bad as they say it is?”
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> “I’ve heard it’s worse. Here in the BookWorld, we say what needs to be said for the story to proceed. Out there? Well, you can discount at least eighty percent of chat as just meaningless drivel.”
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> “I never thought the percentage was that high.”
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> “In some individuals it can be as high as ninety-two percent. The people to listen to are the ones who don’t say very much.”

p. 179 — [Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/jasper-fforde/one-of-our-thursdays-is-missing/its-highly-disorderly.md)

> I didn’t know much about Conspiracy, but I did know that its theorists were mostly paranoid and tended to value conviction above evidence.

p. 46 — [Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/jasper-fforde/one-of-our-thursdays-is-missing/i-didnt-know.md)

> Mrs. Next came back into the room. “You never told me you’d bought a gold-plated toilet.”
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> Landen frowned. “We don’t have a gold-plated toilet.”
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> “Oh, dear,” said Mrs. Next. I think I’ve just peed in your tuba.”

p. 205 — [Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/jasper-fforde/one-of-our-thursdays-is-missing/mrs-next-came.md)

> Humans are more or less identical except for a few peculiar habits generally delineated by geographic circumstances and historical precedent. But essentially, they’re all the same and reading from the same rule book. To get along you have to appreciate the rules, but also know that other people know the rules—and that they know that you know the rules. Get it?

p. 189 — [Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/jasper-fforde/one-of-our-thursdays-is-missing/humans-are-more.md)

> To fail spectacularly is a loser’s paradise.

p. 124 — [Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/jasper-fforde/one-of-our-thursdays-is-missing/to-fail-spectacularly.md)

> Sprockett buzzed briefly to himself. “Does that sort of thing happen out there in the RealWorld, or is it just in books?”
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> I thought for a moment. Of the untidy chaos I had seen in the RealWorld; of not knowing what was going to happen; of not knowing what, if anything, head relevance. The RealWorld was a sprawling mess of a book in need of a good editor. I thought then of the narrative order here in the BookWorld, our resolved plot lines and the observance of natural justice we took for granted.
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> “Literature is claimed to be a mirror of the world,” I said, “but the Outlanders are fooling themselves. The BookWorld is as orderly as people in the RealWorld hope their own world to be—it isn’t a mirror, it’s an aspiration.”

p. 359 — [Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/jasper-fforde/one-of-our-thursdays-is-missing/sprockett-buzzed-briefly.md)

> “Why didn’t he say so directly?” asked Sprockett, not unreasonably.
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> “This is Fiction,” I explained. “The exigency of drama requires events to be clouded in ambiguity.”

p. 249 — [Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/jasper-fforde/one-of-our-thursdays-is-missing/why-didnt-he-say.md)

> “Bipedal movement is the skill of controlled falling,” said Square. “If it weren’t so commonplace, it would seem miraculous—like much out here, to be truthful.”

p. 186 — [Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/jasper-fforde/one-of-our-thursdays-is-missing/bipedal-movement-is-the.md)