“She can’t be that volatile.” “She punched me in the eye so hard she detached my retina,” he said, “and all I… — Jasper Fforde

I’d been so convinced of that particular narrative I never for one moment stopped to reappraise the situation.

No, I don’t want to seem underhand or insulting but Toccata’s a poisonous, untrustworthy, self-serving little reptile – with a severe personality disorder and a disquieting capacity for cannibalism.

It would have been easy to dislike her intensely, but I actually felt nothing for her at all.