# Latin for All Occasions

- Author: [Henry Beard](https://www.leafyquotes.com/henry-beard.md)
- Quotes: 15
- Book page: https://www.leafyquotes.com/henry-beard/latin-for-all-occasions

## Quotes

> Futue te ipsum et caballum tuum.
>
> Claim it means: I've really got to take my hat off to you.
>
> What it really means: Fuck you and the horse you rode in on.

[Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/henry-beard/latin-for-all-occasions/futue-te-ipsum.md)

> Si hoc adfixum in obice legere potes, et liberaliter educatus et nimis popinquus ades.
>
> If you can read this bumper sticker, you are both very well educated and much too close.

[Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/henry-beard/latin-for-all-occasions/si-hoc-adfixum.md)

> Lege atque lacrima.
>
> Read-em and weep.

[Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/henry-beard/latin-for-all-occasions/lege-atque-lacrima.md)

> Taedium pellucidorum.
>
> An eye condition that keeps you from looking at people's slides.

[Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/henry-beard/latin-for-all-occasions/taedium-pellucidorum-an-eye.md)

> Si hoc signum legere potes, operis boni in rebus Latinis alacribus et fructuosis potiri potes!
>
> If you can read this sign, you can get a good job in the fast-paced, high-paying world of Latin!

[Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/henry-beard/latin-for-all-occasions/si-hoc-signum.md)

> Having done these things, they made the sacrifices prescribed by custom lest they be found lacking in filial piety.

[Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/henry-beard/latin-for-all-occasions/having-done-these.md)

> Podex perfectus es.
>
> Claim it means: You did a terrific job.
>
> What it really means: You are a total asshole.

[Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/henry-beard/latin-for-all-occasions/podex-perfectus-es-claim.md)

> Anates tuas in acie instrue.
>
> Get your ducks in a row.

[Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/henry-beard/latin-for-all-occasions/anates-tuas-in-acie.md)

> Si fractum non sit, noli id reficere.
>
> If it ain't broke, don't fix it.

[Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/henry-beard/latin-for-all-occasions/si-fractum-non.md)

> Nullae satisfactionis potiri non possum.
>
> I can't get no satisfaction.

[Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/henry-beard/latin-for-all-occasions/nullae-satisfactionis-potiri.md)

> Quantum illae stolae pependisti?
>
> You paid how much for that dress?

[Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/henry-beard/latin-for-all-occasions/quantum-illae-stolae.md)

> Stercorem pro cerebro habes.
>
> Claim it means: That's certainly food for thought.
>
> What it really means: You have shit for brains.

[Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/henry-beard/latin-for-all-occasions/stercorem-pro-cerebro.md)

> Canis meus id comedit.
>
> My dog ate it.

[Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/henry-beard/latin-for-all-occasions/canis-meus-id-comedit.md)

> Utinam logica falsa tuam philosophiam totam suffodiant!
>
> May faulty logic undermine your entire philosophy!

[Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/henry-beard/latin-for-all-occasions/utinam-logica-falsa.md)

> Sentio aliquos togatos contra me conspirare.
>
> I think some people in togas are plotting against me.

[Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/henry-beard/latin-for-all-occasions/sentio-aliquos-togatos.md)