The Sandwich Islands. Home of perfect weather, sugar cane, pineapple, and women of several races wearing no… — Harry Turtledove
The Sandwich Islands. Home of perfect weather, sugar cane, pineapple, and women of several races wearing no more than the perfect weather required. Home of the ukulele, the instrument the Devil had invented when he was trying for the guitar.
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