“I know you priests believe six impossible things every day before breakfast,” I said. “Some of you, anyway… — Glen Cook

“I know you priests believe six impossible things every day before breakfast,” I said. “Some of you, anyway. I think most of you are parasites who live off the gullible, the ignorant and the desperate. I don’t think any of you who get ahead believe what you preach. You sure never practice it.”

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