"Symon says there's to be seventy-seven courses and a hundred doves backed into a great pie," Shae gushed… — George RR Martin
"Symon says there's to be seventy-seven courses and a hundred doves backed into a great pie," Shae gushed. "When the crust's opened they'll all burst out and fly."After which they will roost in the rafters and rain down birdshit on the guests." Tyrion had suffered such wedding pies before. The doves liked to shit on him especially, or so he had always suspected.
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