Librarians, Dusty, possess a vast store of politeness. These are people who get asked regularly the dumbest… — Garrison Keillor

Librarians, Dusty, possess a vast store of politeness. These are people who get asked regularly the dumbest questions on God's green earth. These people tolerate every kind of crank and eccentric and mouth-breather there is.

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