# Fred Thompson

- Quotes: 5
- Author page: https://www.leafyquotes.com/fred-thompson

## Books

- [Teaching the Pig to Dance](https://www.leafyquotes.com/fred-thompson/teaching-the-pig-to-dance.md) — 5 quotes

## Recently added quotes

> Teaching Latin to someone like me in high school was somewhat like trying to teach a pig to dance. It's a waste of the teacher's time and it irritates the pig.

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> They say that God protects drunks and children. I would add young morons to that list.

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> I heard Senator Sam Irvin of Watergate fame say something that stayed with me: 'If you can paint a really good picture of a cow, you don't have to write the word "cow" under it.'

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> My daddy always said that a man who walks around with a smile on his face all the time can't possibly know what's going on.

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> Minor surgery is surgery that someone else is having

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