# Eoin Colfer

- Quotes: 6
- Author page: https://www.leafyquotes.com/eoin-colfer

## Books

- [And Another Thing ...](https://www.leafyquotes.com/eoin-colfer/and-another-thing.md) — 2 quotes
- [Half-Moon Investigations](https://www.leafyquotes.com/eoin-colfer/half-moon-investigations.md) — 4 quotes

## Recently added quotes

> Red held me at arm’s length, grinning. “Welcome to the family, Half Moon,” he said.

[Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/eoin-colfer/half-moon-investigations/red-held-me-at-arms.md)

> “Nice shirt, Fletcher,” said Sergeant Murt Hourihan. “”You looking for a job in a surf store?”

[Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/eoin-colfer/half-moon-investigations/nice-shirt-fletcher.md)

> There seemed an unwritten agreement that the Thunder God should be left in peace, which was probably due to the very clearly written message painted on a whitewashed wall in what looked like lumpy congealed blood, which read: Leave me in peace and I probably won't kill you. No promise, mind. Probably is absolutely the best I can do.

[Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/eoin-colfer/and-another-thing/there-seemed-an-unwritten.md)

> "Don't worry. I've been in showbusiness for a long time now - I know how to handle bastards"

[Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/eoin-colfer/and-another-thing/dont-worry-ive.md)

> In the Bernstein Manual there is a short chapter on undercover work. The first line says, in capital letters, AVOID UNDERCOVER WORK.

[Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/eoin-colfer/half-moon-investigations/in-the-bernstein.md)

> “Who can fathom the workings of the criminal mind?” I said, trying to sound intelligent.

[Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/eoin-colfer/half-moon-investigations/who-can-fathom.md)