Dear brother. So good of you to come all this way to visit me. You've kept away so very long, you bad… — Douglas Preston

Dear brother. So good of you to come all this way to visit me. You've kept away so very long, you bad creature. Not that I blame you, of course, it's almost more than I can bear, living in the north with all these barbarous Yankees.

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