"You stay there," said Ford, "and you'll soon be recaptured and have your conditional chip replaced. You want… — Douglas Adams
"You stay there," said Ford, "and you'll soon be recaptured and have your conditional chip replaced. You want to stay happy, come now."
The robot let out a long heartfelt sigh of impassioned tristesse and sank reluctantly away from the ceiling.
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