[The Ident-I-Eeze] encoded every single piece of information about you, your body and your life into one… — Douglas Adams

[The Ident-I-Eeze] encoded every single piece of information about you, your body and your life into one all-purpose machine-readable card that you could then carry around in your wallet, and it therefore represented technology's greatest triumph to date over both itself and plain common sense.

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