"I think it may be something unimaginably dangerous." "And you sent it to me?" protested Arthur. "Safest… — Douglas Adams

"I think it may be something unimaginably dangerous."

"And you sent it to me?" protested Arthur.

"Safest place I could think of. I thought I could rely on you to be absolutely boring and not open it."

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