# Dorothy Parker

- Quotes: 28
- Author page: https://www.leafyquotes.com/dorothy-parker

## Books

- [Dorothy Parker: Poems](https://www.leafyquotes.com/dorothy-parker/dorothy-parker-poems.md) — 28 quotes

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> There is one thing about Fiddlers Three, though, that held my attention all through the evening: Try as I might I could only discern two fiddlers. p. 42

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> There is one thing that appreciably eases the strain for the plays that arrive at this time of year, and that is that practically nothing is expected of them. p. 306

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> And you remember, Rabbi Wise has declared, in a heated moment, that our plays seem to be written for the hosiery buyers. If Dr. Wise had only witnessed our new summer reviews, he doubtless would have amended his statement to “read by the hosiery buyers.” p.89

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Topics: [humor](https://www.leafyquotes.com/topics/humor.md)

> They exude an atmosphere of The New Republic—a sort of Crolier-than-thou air. p. 36

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> Bringing in a wounded soldier is getting to be rather like waving an American flag at the end of an act. One cannot harbor feelings of unmixed admiration for the playwright who will hide behind either of them. p. 250

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Topics: [art](https://www.leafyquotes.com/topics/art.md)

> Almost overnight, Dorothy Parker was transformed from a woman of letters into a gin-soaked quote machine, with a martini in one hand and a dagger in the other. p. xiii

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Topics: [literature](https://www.leafyquotes.com/topics/literature.md)

> Sinbad is produced in accordance with the fine old Shubert precept that nothing succeeds like undress. p. 6

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> In short, there is everything about this season's entertainment to make the Hippodrome what it always is—a Temple of the Arts to all those who hang pennants on their automobiles, use “Shake hands with my friend” as a formula for introduction, and sprinkle powdered sugar on their sliced tomatoes. p. 106

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> So seeing that there is nothing further to say, I shall go right on talking about The Circle, thus proving that I am a born reviewer of plays. p. 256

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Topics: [humor](https://www.leafyquotes.com/topics/humor.md)

> If you arrive late, you won't know what anything is about, and if you are there all the way from the beginning, you won't care. p. 277

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> Two things made The Dice of the Gods, another play about drugs, seem much better than it had any real right to seem. One was that Morphia had come first, and once you had seen Morphia, nothing seemd so very terrible to you. p. 375

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> Mr. Hodge plays with his accustomed ease, even carrying the thing so far as to repeat many of his lines with his eyes shut; and in a pretty spirit of reciprocity, many members of the audience sit through the play with their eyes shut. p. 175

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