"If you call me V.S. once again," she said, "I shall scream - I warn you!" Sam patted her arm. "You need a… — Diana Wynne Jones

"If you call me V.S. once again," she said, "I shall scream - I warn you!"

Sam patted her arm. "You need a butter-pie," he said kindly.

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