# Quote — Denis Leary, No Cure for Cancer

> Happiness comes in small doses folks. It's a cigarette, or a chocolate chip cookie or a five second orgasm, that's it okay? You cum, you eat the cookie, you smoke the butt, you go to sleep you get up in the morning and go to fucking work okay? That is it, end of fucking list!

- Author: [Denis Leary](https://www.leafyquotes.com/denis-leary.md)
- Book: [No Cure for Cancer](https://www.leafyquotes.com/denis-leary/no-cure-for-cancer.md)
- Source: [Wikiquote](https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Denis_Leary#No_Cure_for_Cancer_(1993)) ([CC BY-SA 4.0](https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0/))
- Quote page: https://www.leafyquotes.com/denis-leary/no-cure-for-cancer/happiness-comes-in-small

## More from this book

> Ted Kennedy, a good senator but a bad date you know what I mean? "What'd I forget? Goddamit the fuckin' girl! Jesus Christ where are my pants?"

[Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/denis-leary/no-cure-for-cancer/ted-kennedy-a-good.md)

> I was reading an interview with Keith Richards in a magazine and in the interview Keith Richards intimated that kids should not do drugs. Keith Richards! Says that kids should not do drugs! Keith, we can't do any more drugs because you already fucking did them all, alright? There's none left! We have to wait 'til you die and smoke your ashes! Jesus Christ! Talk about the pot and the fuckin' kettle.

[Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/denis-leary/no-cure-for-cancer/i-was-reading.md)

> I'm gonna get one of those tracheotomies, so I can smoke two cigarettes at the same time! I'm gonna get nine tracheotomies, all around my neck, I'll be Tracheotomy Man! He can smoke a pack at a time, he's Tracheotomy Man!

[Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/denis-leary/no-cure-for-cancer/im-gonna-get.md)