The preacher steps over the porch and maneuvers his flab past the kitchen screen. 'This glorious Saturday… — DBC Pierre
The preacher steps over the porch and maneuvers his flab past the kitchen screen. 'This glorious Saturday smells of joy cakes,' he booms. I swear the Lord giveth and just keeps fucken givething to Pastor Gibbons.
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