Mom's best friend is called Palmyra. Everybody calls her Pam. She's fatter than Mom, so Mom feels good around… — DBC Pierre

Mom's best friend is called Palmyra. Everybody calls her Pam. She's fatter than Mom, so Mom feels good around her. Mom's other friends are slimmer. They're not her best friends.

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