Her ten-year-ole is called Brad. Little fucker broke my PlayStation, but he won't admit it. You can't tell… — DBC Pierre

Her ten-year-ole is called Brad. Little fucker broke my PlayStation, but he won't admit it. You can't tell him fucken anything; he has an authorized disorder that works like a Get Out of Jail Free card. Me, I only have a condition.

Source: Wikiquote · CC BY-SA 4.0