Her head-scarf and shades supposedly make her invisible. The invisible twitching woman. Me, I wear the… — DBC Pierre

Her head-scarf and shades supposedly make her invisible. The invisible twitching woman. Me, I wear the reddest T-shirt you ever saw, like a goddam six-year-old or something. I didn't want to wear it. She controls what you wear by keeping everything else damp in the laundry.

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