Apart from having the thighs and ass of a cow, and minimum tits, Leona's an almost pretty blonde with a… — DBC Pierre
Apart from having the thighs and ass of a cow, and minimum tits, Leona's an almost pretty blonde with a honeysuckle voice you know got its polish from rubbing on her last husband's wallet. That's the dead husband, not the first one, that got away. She never talks about the one that got away.
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