A thought comes to me; it is that a breeze on the butt, in the presence of supermarket lighting, should only… — DBC Pierre
A thought comes to me; it is that a breeze on the butt, in the presence of supermarket lighting, should only be felt by the dead. I'm a naked fucken animal. But even naked animals need bail. Especially naked animals need it.
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